Dafts Sexuality.

My online budster when discussing his sexuality recently hit an interesting concept.

"Maybe I'm autosexual. Is that even possible?"

Emma Jamieson and her brain power.

Whilst playing a board game called "Scattegories" we had to come up with a politician with a name beginning with G. My sister had an interesting answer....

"George Brown"
"....Who? You can't just make up politicians."
"I think you'll find he's the prime minister."

Blurb from a book about cooking with semen.

Quite self explanatory.

"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!"

Adapting.

Michael Jamieson tells bad jokes all the time. Jamie Spencer made an interesting comment on this.

"Most people tell jokes about real life situations....you make the situation and then tell a joke about that."

A Mans Needs

My friend Phil, whilst talking about masturbating said ;

"I genuinely think my penis tells me when it wants one"

Pashmina's Genital Desire.

My good friend, Pashmina said something very amusing, about viagra. (Particularly the last bit)

"My drama group were planning to spike a stall's worth of cups of orange juice, so all the other groups would be nervous and crap on stage, with massai hard-ons, or itchy (with lust) vaginas.We didn't do it in the end, as it's prescription only."

Memorable Quote, 8th November

Yesterday we went out and when discussing sexual turn ons and ticks, Jamie Spencer said a rather legendary quote. I've taken the liberty of paraphrasing.

Jamie Spencer - "This will sound a bit stupid, and its probably quite a common one, but I'd like to have sex with multiple women at the same time."